Slice like a ninja squirrel cut like a razor blade so fast.

Today a squirrel fell out of a tree and landed on my head. Ok it didn't quite land on my head... it landed on the ground next to me but it felt like it landed on my head. And what I'm learning in my fancy master's classes is that it is very important to listen and consider the client's feelings. Perhaps I fabricated this fact. Nevertheless, in this situation, I am the client and I felt as though the squirrel landed on my head.
Anyways, so this squirrel falls out of a tree and lands on my head. It was not a hallucination. There really was a falling squirrel. And do you know what happened to this squirrel when it fell? Nothing. Because it died. This makes me reminisce about the Black Squirrel [read previous post] and whether the Black Squirrel met a similar fate. Falling out of trees and dying? Squirrels please get better proprioception. RIP squirrel. Train as a ninja next time maybe.