Good thing she got married because she's an idiot!

I tend to spell things wrong and I also tend to hear things wrong as well as read things wrong. On most occasions I am righted of my errors by a smart friend. Occasionally I recognize my mistake all on my own. I believe what I hear/read has superior wisdom and insight. Here are some recent gold mistakes:

God’s use front entrance.

The unicorns will attempt to amalgamate their groups.

I get to meet Africa for coffee every week.

In San Francisco pigeons were exploding mid air.

Caution. Conviction Area. Please do not trespass.

Appendix: once a household good that used to gather diseases when ignored.

Be a designer driver!

Karl Caters Cats. Call to order for lunches or dinners.

Fancy Asses: Several varieties available.

A hero would probably drink hot toddies.

Today I was told I was going to save the world. I was drinking a latte because it was a luxurious kind of day and I was absorbing knowledge about the cardiovascular system when an old man said to me “One day Megan you will save the world”. Yes, he literally said this. We did have a precursory conversation that I choose to omit because it does not match the context of his all-important statement. After I was told about the world saving stuff I replied to this gentleman “Don. You are a very very smart man”. And that was that. I have now naturally assumed the title of hero. More details to follow. And I don’t care if it is a hindrance, I am going to wear a cape.