29 March 2010

Good thing she got married because she's an idiot!

I tend to spell things wrong and I also tend to hear things wrong as well as read things wrong. On most occasions I am righted of my errors by a smart friend. Occasionally I recognize my mistake all on my own. I believe what I hear/read has superior wisdom and insight. Here are some recent gold mistakes:

God’s use front entrance.

The unicorns will attempt to amalgamate their groups.

I get to meet Africa for coffee every week.

In San Francisco pigeons were exploding mid air.

Caution. Conviction Area. Please do not trespass.

Appendix: once a household good that used to gather diseases when ignored.

Be a designer driver!

Karl Caters Cats. Call to order for lunches or dinners.

Fancy Asses: Several varieties available.

1 comment:

  1. first of all, i think there is most definitely superior wisdom in your misreadings.

    second of all: gods use front entrance. could the apostrophe add another layer of wisdom though? i will think about this today at work.

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